Simpsons!!
1. Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
2. Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
3. Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.P.S. I am not a crackpot.
4. Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
5. Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
6. Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
7. Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
8. Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
9. Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
10. Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
11. Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
12. Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
13. Homer: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
14. Homer: I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, please Superman, help me
15. Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
16. Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Go to this website for a very good Simpsons creator clip:
http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=2192
Credit: Dirty Dan
2. Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
3. Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.P.S. I am not a crackpot.
4. Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
5. Mr. Burns: Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?
6. Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
7. Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
8. Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
9. Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
10. Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
11. Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
12. Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
13. Homer: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
14. Homer: I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, please Superman, help me
15. Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
16. Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Go to this website for a very good Simpsons creator clip:
http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=2192
Credit: Dirty Dan
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