glimpse into the past

I was re-reading some of the stuff I posted last year, & couldn't help a chuckle at these:

Taken from BRW investment guide:

- Is the share market gambling?
All gambling involves “risk”. The share market involves risk, so it must gambling?
Sounds logical? No. This has the same logic structure: All gorillas breathe. John
Howard breathes, so he must be a gorilla...

- Among the victims of the SARS outbreak is Hong Kong's new tourism slogan:Hong Kong will take your breath away . In light of the outbreak, authorities have decided to stop using that advertising slogan.

- Three blondes are walking through a jungle when they come up to some tracks.

First blonde says - 'They're deer tracks'

Second blonde says - 'No they're not. Clearly they're too big to be deer tracks. They're bear tracks.

Third one goes - 'Oh shut it you two, they're moose tra...'

And then a train hits them

=)