Tribute to Becks, the best free kick taker in the world...

Stumbled upon this article on the Age this morning. Becks has never proclaimed himself a genius, but this one makes him sound dumber than an average 7 year old, LITERALLY.

Look at this excerpt and you'll see why....

Becks can't figure out simple questions like:
'Bet went to the shop at 11:45. She came back half an hour later. What time did she come back?" and "What is 12 divided by three?"

So here you go ladies. Your suave, handsome England soccer team captain cum prince charming in action (or lack thereof). ENJOY!