Scientifically proven personality measurement... edmund should read this!

The Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts
The Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other people's farts
The Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
The Shy Person - One who releases silent farts and then blushes
The Imprudent Person - One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
The Scientific Person - One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution
The Unfortunate Person – One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
The Nervous Person – One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person – One who admits he farted and offers a good medical reason
The Dishonest Person – One who farts and then blames the dog
The Foolish Person – One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
The Thrifty Person – One who always has several food farts in reserve
The Anti-Social Person – One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
The Strategic Person – One who conceals his farts with loud laughter
The Sadistic Person – One who farts in bed and fluffs the covers over his head
The Intellectual Person – One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely from the latest food items consumed
The Athletic Person – One who farts at the slightest coercion
The Miserable Person – One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
The Sensitive Person – One who farts and then starts crying
The Sneaky Person - One who quietly farts and then quickly walks away